David Beckham & Skynet Hiding in Plain Sight?

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No wonder David Beckham is such a good soccer player -- he isn't human.  He is a T-1000.

That is my conclusion based on the statue of him created for an H&M underwear promotion.  Perhaps the clothing store chain is a front for Skynet?

And no wonder he took a pay cut to stay with the Los Angeles Galaxy.  It wasn't to be with his wife, Victoria, whose profession keeps her there.  It was to continue his search for Sarah Connor, since we know from the Terminator movies that she lives there.